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Questions for No Bones? Please email Elayne with any and all pet related questions. Answers will appear in this new regular online column chock full of advice, sharing, caring and laughs. 


Dear Elayne,


Thank you so much for your advice regarding my ridgeless Ridgeback  Molly's low self esteem. I found her a great aromatherapist and she's doing much, much better. My question today is about my second dog, Peaches. I think she's a beagle/boxer/pointer mix and I adore her but she's a digger. Gophers mainly. Friends and neighbors have been very understanding up till now when she turns their lawn into a 36 hole golf course but I don't want to push my luck. Is there a trick to getting dogs to stop digging?

Barbara Davilman, Hollywood

Dear Barbara,
I knew it was Hollywood when you said "aromatherapist". As we all know what dogs love to sniff, I'm dying to know where you're buying her candles. So, Peaches is a digger. 

You think she's a beagle/boxer/pointer mix? I'm glad I missed that party.

Dogs dig for many reasons. They may be bored, hunting, burying something, trying to escape, looking for treasure, giving themselves a manicure, looking for Howard Hughes' dog's will, or, just digging. If you  think she may be bored, why don't you redirect her energy? Yelling NO DIG!!  when she digs is essential, but she needs something else to engage her. Try a rawhide bone, or a challenging squeak toy rubbed with a little butter or  gravy (outside the house). Make sure she gets enough exercise, and that she knows that isn't really the way to China. 

Colder weather means less gophers (I think they all have time shares in Miami) so that may help too. You could also lay some mesh wire over your lawn, or what's left of it, so she becomes discouraged as her digging doesn't get through. If all else fails, find out where new country clubs are being built in your area and rent her out for golf course construction. It's a win-win situation, and we could look forward  to the Peaches Davilman Thirty Six Hole Beagle Boxer Pointer Classic.

 

Dear Elayne,

We have a rescued Boxer named Elvis. Whenever I meet people they ask; "What type of dog is that?" Many people do not recognize the beauty of the Boxer unless they see docked ears. It was not an option for us as Elvis was 6 months old already. Now I am hearing news of the complications of anesthesia with this breed. The vet that altered Elvis told us her Boxer had died during the simple surgery of ear and tail docking. So, why is this legal with the breeders if fixing the ears could result in death. Is not the ear issue just cosmetic? I am planning on rescuing Boxer #2 in about 6 months as Elvis, now 3 needs a buddy! Thank you for your interest and passion for these awesome courageous dogs!!! 

Heidi

Dear Heidi,

Thank you for your letter, and for opening your heart and your home to needy, loving creatures. As with any surgery, in humans and in all animals and all breeds, there is always a risk of anesthesia going wrong. That is why elective surgery should be kept to a minimum, Cher and Michael Jackson not withstanding. However, I don't believe either of them had their ears done. 
Unfortunately, dog shows, such as the Westminster Kennel Club show, which were once based on a dogs performing the tasks for which it was bred through the ages, have now turned solely into beauty contests. It's as if they just had the bathing suit portion of the Miss America Pageant and no longer asked them their plans for the future. Sadly, in that vein, the most beautiful parts of the boxer, the big beautiful expressive soft cuddly floppy lettuce leaf ears, were consigned to the trash pail. At the same time, in England, you couldn't show a boxer if his ears had been cropped! They knew the beauty and value of big beautiful ears, and this was long before the birth of Prince Charles. 

Happy to report, the ear cropping requirement has finally been dropped for American dog shows. We can hope before long that Best in Show will be an uncropped boxer, although I fear the Miss America contestants will still be cutting off their noses. And if you don't have too many glass knicknacks around your house, the tails aren't bad either! My best to Elvis, I'm sure his wiggle is as great as his namesake's. So glad you are getting him a Big Bopper or a Chuck Berry for company.

 

Dear Elayne,

My female, who came from boxer rescue has become so overweight (she is about eight). What can I do? She begs for food and has become very inactive. I have tried the food for older dogs. She does like veggies, but they do not to satisfy her. HELP!!!

Love my boxer

Dear Love,

Thank you for rescuing a boxer. Well, just like us, as dogs get older they tend to put on that tire around the middle. Unlike us, they can't just spend two weeks on vodka and cigarettes. Remember, YOU are in charge. Unless you have the first boxer who can open the fridge, grab the car keys, get fifty bucks out of the ATM and launch a Reese's Peanut Butter Cups raid on 7-11, I'd say she's getting her food from you. Keep her on the food for older dogs. If you're giving her two cups for dinner, slowly cut it down a bit every night until you're at one cup, mixed with either some non fat cottage cheese, some plain white boiled chicken, some scrambled egg whites, or some boiled veggies. It's no different for them than for us. Less food, more exercise. 

She can only be inactive if you're inactive. Take her for walks, it's good for both of you. If she's not interested in fetch, rub a little peanut butter on the ball and keep throwing it. Cut her breakfast in half, add a little non fat cottage cheese. Stay away from jerky snacks (you too!) and use healthy low fat dog biscuits instead. Here's a great trick that works for my shweeties. Keep breaking off little pieces of the biscuit and giving them to her, so she thinks she's getting ten cookies. They don't know from size, she just thinks you're giving her a ton of cookies! If she's thinking about food, go out and play. If she begs, say no. If you're in the habit of giving her some of everything you eat, save her one bite at the end instead of half. They just want to be included, they don't need the whole enchilada. And for goodness sake, don't let her watch Oprah! 
Good luck. 

Of course, I write this assuming that your vet has checked out your precious
girl for good health.

 

Dear Elayne,

My boxers have a problem with passing gas. I have tried changing their diet but that doesn't seem to help. I don't want to try the old light a match trick as it would probably blow my house into a million pieces.
What do you suggest.

George

Dear George,

If I could solve this one I'd be rich and living in Aspen. Just like with people, gas can occur when you introduce too many different things into their diet. Ever eat Chinese food Friday, Mexican Saturday, and go out to Sunday brunch? Can you sit in the movies after that? If you want to experiment with a diet which may be more friendly to their digestive tracts, stick with the same foods for at least several weeks. Some dogs seem to tolerate lamb meal much better than chicken meal. Some dogs do better with some boiled vegetables mixed into their food. Like people, keeping junk out of the body and roughage in keeps elimination more regular and eliminates gas buildup (and gives your floors that beautiful just waxed shine!). Avoid table scraps and processed meat snacks and stick with healthy dog biscuits. Give them plenty of clean fresh water. Make sure your vet checks them for a clean bill of health.

 If all else fails, get a roommate and blame it on him.

 

Dear Elayne,

First of all, I would like to know if H.S. from N.Y.C. was serious about wanting his Boxer to have 10 litters for him/her to sell? Someone please rescue that Boxer. Lo-ove your response!!!!

In April my husband and I rescued a female Boxer with, what Ursula calls, "cauliflower ears", we call them rose petal ears. Ursula said she has gotten two more since then. Not only does Ginger not have a full set of ears but she doesn't drool. Fortunately, Deuce, our male Boxer makes up for the ears and the drool. My question is, do you think we can gather a posse to look for the "from the street idiots" that think they are qualified to crop (butcher) a Boxer's (or any dog's) ears for God knows whatever reasons? I think they should be found, have their ears cut off with dull scissors and hanged by what's left. And then we'll pray for world peace!!! What do you think? Is this too severe? Okay, we'll sharpen the scissors.

Love your online column. Keep up the good work.
Charmaine in Rancho Murieta.

Dear Charmaine,

I'm glad I don't owe you money! All dog lovers, like you and me, get sick to our stomachs when we see what ignorant people are capable of doing to helpless, trusting animals. Lucky for them, we don't act out our wishes.

We must all always do everything we can to educate people in the humane treatment of animals. You can lobby the government, lobby the entertainment industry, speak at schools, boycott designers and stores (fur, ugh! Send them BACK their catalogues with a "no fur" letter). Make people do all they can to promote and support the humane treatment of animals in our society. Vote with your pocketbook and let them know you're not going to buy their cd's, shop at their stores, go see their movies, or vote for them, if they abuse animals as part of their "product". Write letters, make phone calls, take action. Work to outlaw and bust puppy mills. Network online. Get involved. Adopt, like you did. Take that anger (I'm right there with you) and use it to make lemonade. Thanks for caring so much. Kindness breeds kindness, and it starts today. So we'll sharpen the scissors.

 

Dear Elayne,

Where is the la boxer rescue? 
How can I help out there?

Dear Anonymous,

What a great letter! Thank you! We always need help in all areas. Some things you could do would be to walk and exercise boxers on weekends along with our other friendly volunteers, even during the week is good. We always need office supplies, blankets, dog food, MONEY!! But, volunteering your time is the most important and precious gift you can give. 

Our kennel is in Sun Valley, California. If you don't live near here, you can spread the word  about us, send people to our website, make donations in their name for the holidays or birthdays. We can even target a specific donation (any amount is welcome and I mean that) to any boxer you choose on the website, and we would send a card to the person in whose honor the donation was made with a picture of the boxer who got a blanket, food, or some medicine in their name. I will forward your offer of help to our founder Ursula, as well as to our coordinators Jennifer, Joe, and Judy (all volunteers) and someone will be emailing you shortly. But, you might have to tell us your name!

 

Dear Elayne,

I have a 7 month old boxer who I love so much. But she is so hyper. What can I do about this and does it stop. Again I love her so much. Also, she steals everything that is not nailed down.

Thank you
Michelle

Dear Michelle,

The good news is that you love her so much. All will be fine. It just takes what you already have, love, and that which is probably wearing thin by now, patience. When my boxer Petey was a puppy he ate every single thing in my house; picture frames, pillows, clothes, furniture, even my driver's license. Once he ate an entire Madonna tape, and the next morning as he was outside pooping I heard two choruses of "Material Girl"! As I stood in line at the Department of Motor Vehicles to replace my license, I had five hours to think about what it all meant. The conclusion I came to was that I'd rather have Petey than a book, a picture frame, a bamboo desk, a couch, a car, a house (he was a big eater). But I wasn't as lucky as you, I didn't have an advice column to write to. And what I have since learned is that it was my fault! I didn't do the right things to correct the behavior.

I consulted our expert in this field, Trainer Karla, and you may end up with your furniture saved after all. You must crate your boxer when you are away for short periods of three hours or less. I did not do this, fearing it was unkind. It's not. It could save her life. She may eat something and not survive, or get stuck somewhere and be hurt. They really can't hold it in for too long as puppies, so two or three hours is the most, if you've walked her first. When you are present and these things happen, always be consistent. Don't make it a game, as they love to play. NO! is not enough. It must be specific. NO TAKE!! NO CHEW!! NO DIG!! NO STANDING, BUS STOP (sorry). Give her plenty of toys and redirect her energy. When you take something away, always replace it with something of hers, a toy or a bone. 

Make sure she is getting enough exercise and stimulation. They love to run! Start a training program, they WANT to please you. They are bred for performing tasks and get bored just like people when there is nothing to do. Keep the sessions to five minutes several times a day and be consistent. Or take her to a group obedience class. Puppies cannot be housebroken this early, even if they understand. They don't have the muscle control. But keep repeating nonetheless. When she can do it, she will. A boxer is a special dog. They are emotional and involved, and as you know, ENERGIZED. She should get calmer as she gets more socialized and trained and secure, but boxers are always "puppies". Their energy and enthusiasm never fade. 

You have chosen a great companion for life, one who will participate as much as you will let her. The firmer and clearer you are, the sooner she will be focused on pleasing you. But she will never be a rug. She will never be the dog you leave outside alone while you work all day, that is not what boxers are. Lucky for us!

 

Dear Aunt Elayne,

I see that my Uncle Bill asked you if you thought a boxer would ever be
president...

So, if a boxer was president, would they call his wife "the first bitch"
instead of the first lady?

Michelle Gardner
Marion, IN

Darling Niece,

They've already done that, and he wasn't even a boxer. Personally, I think they were wrong, but that's just me. Anyway, if we had a boxer in the White House, maybe her actual name would be Lady! Now go to bed.

Okay, time to go to the park!
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